Tag Archives: household

I haven’t had this many drinks on a farm since, well, ever. Ok, there was that one time in Tijuana, but let’s change the subject, shall we? STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK. I swear, the horse was asking for it! Farmville Coasters complete your obsessive attempt to integrate fake farming into your daily life. Congratulations, you’ve never had a withered ...

If the Canned Cheeseburger wasn’t enough to hold your hankering for canned meats and preserves stuck between a roll, good news! Candwich has the solution. Candwich’s have the dubious honer of being a centerpiece of a SEC lawsuit. Apparently, creator of said canned goods Travis L. Wright defrauded real estate investors out of millions of bucks in order to fund ...

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have a hankering, there’s a considerable shortage of easily available foods that will satisfy my geek tooth. The Bacon AT-AT is long gone and all of my cupcakes have been successfully shot at people’s faces with a cannon. So, alas, it’s time again to throw on the ole apron and get ...

I’ll be the first to admit I know absolutely nothing about cooking. I’ve discovered multiple ways to screw-up the delicate art of cooking soup in the microwave. My specialty is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Basically, I don’t cook, period. But for those interested in improving your mad cooking skills, the Apron Cooking Guide acts as a cheat sheet for ...

While not as linguistically pleasing as the spork (it just has a good mouth feel, ya know?) or as entertaining as the Zing, the Knork molds together two essential eating utensils, without the worry of cutting your mouth open in the process. The Knork contains no sharp edges, so there’s no worries that you’ll accidentally slice yourself a nice Glasgow ...

Significant others are very often met in the workplace. It’s true. Second only to school, you’d have to believe that work is the top breeding ground. If you’re a biologist, and you meet that special someone in the laboratory, before you can do a little cell splicing of your own, it’s only proper to live together for a while and ...

If you’re an international man of mystery, odds are that you don’t spend much time at home. But when you do, you’ve got to have ways to dispose of sensitive documents. Who knows what would happen if that memo about Roswell slipped into the wrong hands. The Papervore Paper Shredding Coffee Table is a hand-cranked shredding device that destroys any ...

Sorry, it’s not actually hedgehog flavored. And it’s much more likely to make you about as slow as a sloth and as coordinated as, well, a really drunk guy. But hey, it looks pretty cool. Here’s what you’ll need to make your own: Ingredients: 1 part grenadine 2 parts Menthomint Schnapps 4 parts Blue Curacao Directions: Pour in the grenadine ...

A few months back we posted about a Star Wars novel like no other. Death Troopers, a tale about zombie Stormtroopers on the hunt for Jedi brains. Apparently the concept of a zombified Star Wars universe was so successful that you can know purchase your very own bust celebrating the novel’s central theme. The Zombie Death Trooper Mini Bust, not ...

Just thinking about this rug makes me hungry. The Roadkill Rug demonstrates the “struggle between attraction and repulsion,” encouraging owners to cuddle up with the image of a mangled fox, or as I like to call it, the foretelling of a barbecue. There’s just no competing with my grilled fox entrails. Cooked in the traditional fashion, via exhaust fumes, of ...