Noby Noby Boy is a weird bag. I bought it for the Playstation 3 a few weeks ago and have played it intermittently since. I like to get drunk, come home and stretch that penis boy as long as I can get that fucker. After 10 minutes, I upload my length, turn it off and pass out. At this rate, GIRL is never going to get through the solar system. That’s why creator Keita Takahashi has an ace up his sleeve: the iPhone.
Yes, at the Game Developer’s Conference (GDC) this year, Takahashi revealed that everyone’s favorite stretching game will be ported to the iPhone. It’s the perfect kind of simple game for the iPhone and if priced correctly, it’ll flourish. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to rub a Noby Noby out in the shower.