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A year ago this month, my favorite celebrity sex tape of all time was released to the public. And to this day I have not found a video which excites me quite as much. What Mario and Princess Peach lack in creativity (they’re strictly missionary) they make up for with pure voyeuristic kink. The Mario bedroom is always open to visitors, whether the Princess knows it or not.
We heard the Mario had been shopping the tape around to multiple agencies, despite the Princess’s denial that a recording of the couple’s sexual exploits even existed, and CollegeHumor won the bid war. The actual monetary figure wasn’t released, but rumors say it was in the seven-figures. Stay tuned for the sequel, tentatively titled “Two Girls, One-Up.”
