After the horrible events of September 11th, many American’s became paranoid over the fact that eventually, we will all be killed by Islamo-fascists. While we might still certainly be at risk for future attacks, or even if we aren’t , the ICE-Qube safety kit is one piece of safety gear that you can afford to splurge some money on. This thing is loaded with 85 pounds of safety gear of the highest quality, and contains over 100 items that will get your family through any emergency. Including condoms (never mix STD’s with your nuclear fallout), duct tape (really all you need), Soduko book (uh…essential?), jacks (people still play jacks?), and powdered milk. I’m pretty sure the word “powdered” is one of the last things you want to hear after a biological attack. — Andrew Dobrow