Novelty in the half shell. CHIA POWER! I’m pretty sure the Chia Pet was never actually “cool” per se. I feel like it was just something for a very bored generation to do. But the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Chia Pet is going to make growing plants out of sculptures cool for the first time ever.
Treat your Chia Pet right, and your turtle will grow a healthy green shell. A shell to be proud of. Don’t let the turtles down, man. Just don’t do it.