This is, like, the extraterrestrial version of a video game. Except the video part is a manipulated human brain and the game is world domination. Which, now that I think of it, doesn’t sound like a video game at all. HEY! YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE FUN! I THOUGHT…. (various suction noises) Hell-o, I am Zorr, please provide me your hand and/or colon.
This awesome Alien Mind Control mask creates the illusion (or is it? Dum, dum, dummmm) of an extraterrestrial being resting on your head, and probably giggling as you tickle his little anus with your nose.
This is a high-quality mask, so it’s going to cost you just short of $100. But it’s Halloween. There’s no room to skimp.