“I think I found the magic chord!”

The man above is Mike Edison, the former publisher of High Times. What he’s holding is a device that’s known as the ChroniCaster, which is essentially a bong built into a guitar. His hot P-90 pickups are shielded by a special mold that helps keep marijuana resin out. Makes us wanna blast The Outlaws’ classic track “Green Grass and High Tides Forever” on our old Boombox. You know, the one with the dual-tape decks.

Sure it might not be as handy as a Guitar Hero controller with integrated MIDI, but it’ll make those cupcakes you got the other day taste so much better.