Because Gandalf Said It, That’s Why

Has there ever been a moment that you just wanted to slap someone when they ask why? Well we can’t condone slapping but we can condone responding with ” because Gandalf said it, that’s why.” This is an adequate answer after you have spoken any of the quotes below…

“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.”

“I have not passed through fire and death to bandy words with a witless worm.”

“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.”

“You shall not pass!”

“I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.”

“It is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.”

“For even the very wise cannot see all ends.”

“Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.”

“The treacherous are ever distrustful.”

“Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master!”