Because geeks have hot asses: Thanko USB Butt Cooler

Us geeks can get some serious swamp ass from sitting on our duffs all day in front of a computer screen. Who else would we turn to than Thanko for a cooling device to cool our asses with? The USB Butt Cooler keeps your rump chilled as you tap away at your keyboard.

The butt cooler is a USB powered seat cushion that issues a constant cool breeze up your cheeks, so that you don’t have to deal with your ass being too hot for comfort. Thanko truly is the king of useless USB crap. And we love them for it. — Andrew Dobrow

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