Blast Knuckles Protect Your Hands and Face, Privates

Don’t fancy yourself a real-life Ryu? Scared that with every corner you turn, a mugger lies waiting to kick you ass and take your money? Time to man up. Get a pair of these Blast Knuckles for $50. Aside from the clever pun, these fuckers will shock your opponent with 950,000 volts of power. Yes, nearly a million volts. In other words, make sure you have a good lawyer before you go kicking ass and taking names.

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