Don’t you hate when you go to the deli to get some ground beef, and the cow has already been marked by the rancher (at least in your head)? I mean, that’s like peeing on someone else’s territory. This Personalized Branding Iron allows you to etch your name initials into any human piece of meat you want.
To create your totally personalized meat, customize your own for a little under $40. — Andrew Dobrow
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Old news; this has been in paper catalogs since the late 1990s. The price is about the same, too. Go through your mum’s old catalogs.