One day, we fear that giants will attack us from the mountains. If they are to attack and see us using furniture that they could only use in their fantasies, they are going to be pissed off. On the other hand, if they see a Brass Knuckle Chair, they might just be convinced your out to help their cause, rather ...
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Topsy-Turvy School Bus Turns Child’s Life Inside Out
I don’t know about you, but if I was still in elementary school, and one day a bus like this came to pick me up, I would flip the fuck out! The Topsy-Turvy Bus defies the laws of reality by offering a mirror image of itself, on top of….itself. At least if this bus were to flip over in an ...
Read More »Philips LED Wall Is Just A Huge Lite Brite Set (Plus, An Unneeded Carlos Mencia Reference)
� Way to go and steal other peoples ideas and enlarging them a few hundred times, Philips. Do you really want to be the Carlos Mencia of gadgets? The huge touch-sensitive LED Wall is being shown as an attraction at Mercy Medical Center in Rogers, Arkansas. The LED Wall is a 14 foot long creation which holds more than 1,400 ...
Read More »Read In Bed Without Having The Book Fall Flat On Your Face
Reading before I got to bed is one of those things that I have been doing for years. It’s relaxing and entertaining, without being over stimulating. I’m just getting sick of waking up in the morning with the book laying over my face, leaving nasty looking skin indentations that last through the day. The Bedtime Reading Quilt is made of ...
Read More »EMBRIO: A Unicycle With A Motor
Unicycles aren’t commonly used unless you fall into a certain demographic. Usually 17-year-old dice-rollers (and we don’t mean gambling.) The EMBRIO Advanced Concept takes the unicycle to the year 2025, when even one-wheeled transportation can be sexy. EMBRIO uses sensors and gyroscopes to balance up to two passengers on a large single wheel, using the two smaller “landing gear” wheels ...
Read More »Surveillance Light Is Not Watching You: Nothing To See Here
You would think, with how things are today, that everyone is being watched all of the time. And you would be wrong, of course. Just paranoia is all it is. What was that I just saw in the sky? Oh well, no bother. The Surveillance Light, which is not watching you, is a floor lamp modeled after the cameras which ...
Read More »If A Clown Owned A Tank
German artist Hans Hermert designed this Balloon Tank with what seems to be a very child-like mindset. With a rainbow collection of colors, the Tank looks like something from a clown’s dream. Complete with an attached balloon gun turret on its top, the Balloon Tank probably wouldn’t do any good in a militairy excursion. From the looks of it, it ...
Read More »Nissan Makes The Young Feel Old With Special Suit
When car companies do crash tests to test safety, they use test dummies. But what about testing automobiles for senior citizens? Nissan engineers have created a special suit which helps simulate movements of the elderly, which would help the company better optimize their cars for geezers. The complete suit uses several techniques to create worsened vision and decreased physical movement. ...
Read More »Strap-On Chair: Less Painful Than A Real Strap-On
My woman says she’d do anything for me. Just to prove this point, I’m thinking about whipping up my own Strap-On Chair. If she’ll act as my own personal mobile piece of furniture for me, I can just about prove that she’d do most anything for me. I’m already filled with doubt about the subject. The last time I asked ...
Read More »YUBZ Makes The Wireless Become Wired
Cellphones are getting so small these days that you totally lose your cool factor by having your phone be so inconspicuous. I, for one, want people to know that I have an awesome phone. If you feel the need to draw some attention to your mobile life, YUBZ has created an old-style telephone receiver to add on to your cellphone. ...
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