Arts & Design

I can’t think of any situation that really calls for jazz hands. Even dancing. On the other hand, there are some situations where jazz hands are much more inappropriate then others. I can at least understand why they could be worked into a dance routine, but if you’re a member of the clergy, there’s no reason for it, aside from ...

Face it. Your couch is a dirty, dirty whore. It took literally days for every piece of furniture in your house to mysteriously come down with herpes once your couch entered into the picture. What a hussy. Thankfully, the Lifestyles Condom Pillow and Blanket pair keep you safe from contracting any potential furniture-to-human transmittable diseases. Slip inside the safe enclosure ...

So, the other day I was thinking about how bad I’m going to torture my kids. And I’m not even going to wait until they’re old enough to defend themselves against the torture. Oh, no. Sure, call me evil. I call it crafty. The AT-AT Baby Stroller will hopefully ingrain some form of geekiness into my child’s mind even before ...

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen people go to extreme lengths for a little privacy, and it almost certainly won’t be the last, but this might be the first time we’ve seen such a ridiculous apparatus be made for use at parties. If you’re looking for a way to make yourself look like even more of a weirdo, the ...

I’ve always been honest with my readers. I have a bit of a weight problem. I mean, I’m not confined to my bed or anything even near that, but I certainly have a little baggage I’d be willing to part with. With that said, the biggest part of losing weight for me has always been a combination between portion control ...

The great outdoors is typically not a friend of us geeks. First off, there’s no electricity, which means no internet, no phone charging, no morning cartoons and most importantly, no charging of our vibrating butt plug. And if that’s not enough to deter you from a camping trip, there’s the fact that geeks seem to be bug magnets. It must ...

Work it, ladies! Like a pwny, like a pwny! Nothing makes me sweat more then setting up a real life version of one of my favorite retro games, Tetris. Nothing else makes my short-shorts run-up my butt cheeks quite as much. Here’s how this real life analog version of Tetris works. With two people playing, one on either side of ...

At last year’s Comic-Con, Capcom gave out an awesome limited edition Resident Evil themed t-shirt which featured a unique zombie print inside of the shirt, which actually allowed the wearer to pull the shirt over his or her head to reveal a zombie face. DeezTeez is now selling their version of the Resident Evil shirt to the masses with a ...

Ya know, personal style is more than just a fashion statement. Style is the only way strangers can get a peek of your life without actually engaging in conversation. So it’s pretty important to not limit your style to simply a snazzy t-shirt, even for geeks. Well, especially for geeks. Without our style we’re just socially-awkward funny-looking humans with witty ...

I much prefer college ruled to the standard wide ruled notebook paper. I don’t know if its the fact that the term “college” makes me feel more studious or just something simple, like the ability to fill the page with more lines of my amazing writings. I guess I can’t offer much of an opinion, if only for the fact ...