Computing

Us geeks can get some serious swamp ass from sitting on our duffs all day in front of a computer screen. Who else would we turn to than Thanko for a cooling device to cool our asses with? The USB Butt Cooler keeps your rump chilled as you tap away at your keyboard.

Today’s keynote from Apple at WWDC was pretty exciting. Steve Jobs’ appearance at the developer conference sparks the first live test we’ve seen of the Mac OS X Leopard interface, and it looks sexy as hell in all of its 64-bit glory. The new interface features a new dock and interface style that is pure innovation and pure Apple. The ...

Now this is what we call a multi-functional mousepad. This swiss army mousepad features a card reader, a calculator, a USB hub, a thermometer, and of course, a mousepad, all in one. So if you’re in accountant that’s interested in meteorology and happen to keep all of your finance files on SD cards, than it looks like you just found ...

Sometimes we find ourselves laying down in bed and thinking “Wow, I would really love to have a computer here with me right now.” This ingenious sleepy head took matters into his own hands, attaching a desktop computer that can be operated while laying on your back in bed. So what do you do when you’re fried from being on ...

Mmm, more Computex stuff. The MSI GX600 is being dubbed the world’s first Turbobook. Why, you might ask, would they call it a Turbobook? Well, what about the neat little overclock button that kicks the CPU speed up a notch when your computer is in AC mode (and by notch we mean 20%) for when you really need your computer ...

Via presented its itty bitty ITX motherboard over at Computex, and as you can see, even compared to the already miniature RAZR phone, the board is like the dwarf of phone hardware. The new motherboard from Via is planned to be integrated into x86 smartphones, so we could be seeing some much smaller cells pretty soon. This 3 x 1.8 ...

Old or fried hard drives have no productive use as far as we could tell. They’re one of the only pieces of hardware that haven’t been thoroughly modded and recycled into new coolness. That is until Etsy took the case with the Hard Drive Clock. Standing at 5.75 inches X 4 inches wide, the clock comes with a base stand ...

Nowadays, you can get almost anything Hello Kitty-themed. It reminds of how the Kiss Army was in the late 70’s. Everything was emblazoned with Gene Simmons’ mug. The NEC LaVie G Laptop is disgustingly laced with girly thingamabobs, with Hello Kitty playing a starring roll. Not only is the LaVie as pink as a laptop can get (not even neon, ...

We have no idea why Sony is taking such a snobby position with PS3 Home, but they sound like total snots when describing the rules and etiquette of the social interface for the console. They say they are attempting to keep Home “accessible to everyone” by putting certain limitations on the attire your avatar can wear. “If everyone’s walking around ...

Not only are we tech-obsessed, but we also happen to be completely sex-obsessed as well. These anatomically correct mouse pads let your paws have access to a handful of naughty bits wherever you may roam. Made of real silicon, you can nuzzle your arm between a voluptuous set of breasticles, or a bootyful amount of bootay.