Gadgets

Thanks to the handy-dandy time machine I keep hanging around my office at all times, I was able to jump ahead a few years and save you the anticipation of waiting to see Apple’s product future. You’re welcome. Oh… you’ll thank me later. Link

I’ve ceased being one of the few. I am now part of the many. Yes, that’s right. About a month ago I was sucked into the Farmville craze against my will. But I’m not one of those in-your-face Farmville players. Whenever I’m asked if I want to share with friends, I usually decline… most of the time. In fact, I ...

When he’s not making promises of baked goods or plotting his destruction of Christmas, Darth Vader just likes to chill out and play with his Wii, but not in the traditional way we’re familiar with. Of course not, come on, could you see Vader gaming to the tune of Super Mario Bros? I think not. No, the Darth man likes ...

Every office has one. The co-worker that freaks out at the slightest piece of misplaced�paraphernalia. Nobody likes a neatnik except other neatniks. This Cardboard Spill Prank, which you can download and print for free right from the old Internetz, is a cheap, effective, hilarious way to make your office’s token neatnik freak out. Sometimes a good gag is all someone ...

We sort of took all of the iPad�menstruation-centric�references�and ran with it. How could we not? iPad feminine product references�were running rampant. So what could we do? So it’s only natural that we continue the trend with the iMaxi Case, an iPad case which demonstrates the device’s expert skill at absorbing your feminine fluids. Etsy designer Hiphandmaids designed the iMaxi feminine ...

I’ve broken several bones in my life, and my orthopedist was cool enough to supply me with a neon green cast after every breakage. Friends and family were quick to fill the casts with snide signatures and sympathetic autographs. But let me tell you this. If I had been�fortunate�enough to have Castoos in my day, and someone even thought about ...

If someone told me they were going to create a Dennis Hopper / mechanical duck thing wind-up toy, I’d be all like “Um, OK. Why?” And they’d be all like “Just because, dude! Just because!” And then I’d be all like “I bet you never finish it. It’s too crazy.” And then they’d be like “In your face, Andrew! In ...

Now, cuddly isn’t the term I’d usually use to describe the not-so-tame looking wind riders, but these World of Warcraft plushies do a decent job at making me want to cuddle up with one of those�monstrosities. The Gryphon Hatchling and Wind Rider Cub plush pets are currently on sale for only the low, low price of $24.99. But wait! There’s ...

I’m pretty sure, somehow, Prince wasn’t actually talking about a beret that actually looks like a raspberry. Nothing that comes out of that guy’s mouth should be taken literally unless he’s speaking explicitly. The Raspberry Beret Shower Cap does exactly that, taking the classic Prince song to the literal degree of crazy to the point of actually putting a literal ...

Are you a self-proclaimed “typosexual” in need of a punkish new hairstyle? Look no further. For his talk at the London College of Communication, typographic artist�Oded Ezer wore this self-made Typo-Mohawk (Typmohawk?). It reads “Typosexual” though I have no idea what it is all about � You and me both, brotha. You and me both. Just remember, if you’re going ...