Gadgets

Goldfish Trash Bags Are Not PETA Friendly

There’s nothing more thrilling than the mass slaughter of innocent fishies. Dump your oil in that lake. Piss in that stream all you want. Yeah, baby, that’s the stuff. The Goldfish Trash bag lets you feel like a real man, conquering nature at its best, showing those damn smug goldfish just who’s running things around here. I mean, come one, ...

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Master Chief Unmasked: Well, Actually, I’m a Koala

To be honest with you, Gearfuse readers, I’m surprised. Hide your bamboo peripherals and vehicles! I was never aware that Koala Bears were known for their insatiable lust for blood and war. But apparently, there’s a lot about Koala’s I didn’t know. Link [via]

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Star Wars Dark Side Apron Makes Empty Promises

I always heard so much about these fabulous cookies the Dark Side was supposed to offer. But once I joined the cause, there wasn’t a goddamn cookie in sight. In fact, I’m yet to have been rewarded with a single cookie, and I’ve single-handidly taken down at least 25 members of the Rebellion. And the lies just keep being spread. ...

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Pop Art-Inspired Converse Sneakers

Inspired by the likes of Roy Lichtenstein and Robert Indiana, these pop art-infused Converse sneakers integrate famous pop prints into the design of the shoe. No Warhol that I can tell, but who cares, Warhol is everywhere already. Did you ever think you’d own sneakers featuring Banday dots? I think not. Link [via]

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So This is Christmas: The Nightmare Before Christmas LEGO-ized

I can’t attest to being a crazy The Nightmare Before Christmas fanboy, as I don’t think I’ve ever even seen the movie all the way through, but I always did love Tim Burton’s style. This film vignette captures that style pretty well despite the fact that it’s completely composed using LEGO bricks and accessories. Emulating the now iconic poster art ...

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Coming Soon: Wash Your Hands With Plasma

Developed in Germany at the Max Planck Institute for Extraterrestrial Physics, this hand sanitizer uses plasma to zap your hands free of germs. And it’s cheap! With only a $100 production cost. It uses plasma�heated gas, essentially�to clean your hands all over, including underneath your nails. It�s quick: your hands will be clean as a whistle (?) in only four ...

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When iPhones Attack: Robot iPhone Case

While the Robot iPhone Case certainly isn’t the most practical way to protect your iPhone, it’s perfect for the device with a mean streak. The iPhone and robots have several things in common, not the least being that they both have their eyes set on world domination. If they joined forces, who knows what the world might look like in ...

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R2-D2 Was Really a Bird Cage in Disguise

I always suspected something was amiss. R2 was pretty chubby. Now if all of that space was filled with super technological circuitry, you’d think he’d at least be able to talk. Now we know exactly why he couldn’t do more. Most of his body was filled with friggen’ birds! Those poor little birds must have developed some sort of ailments ...

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iGotaBigAssPocket: Pants for the iPad

I’m cool with my iPad Nano. Oh, you’ve never heard of it? Maybe you know it by its more common name: the iPhone. Zing. Let’s not fool ourselves. Despite the fact that the iPad might be nothing more than a bonafied iPhone on steroids, you’ve just gotta have one. The problem is transportation. The iGotaBigAssPocket line of pants will make ...

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