Gadgets

And thus the existential query is asked. Batman or Pizza? That is the question. You’ve got to know your priorities. Rather than having two separate phones dedicated to your two most commonly dialed numbers, it made sense to combine the two. That is until you called for a superhero and wound up with a large with extra cheese.� I somehow ...

Being a serial killer in disguise isn’t always as fun as it looks. It takes a ton of prep work. First, you’ve gotta gather up some money so you can go out and buy the mandatory hockey mask. Then there’s the part where you stare in the mirror making sure you look as evil as possible. The Scary Jason Hoodie ...

I’m always making awkward Stephen Colbert references that nobody seems to “get.” They might go over at little better if they were delivered slightly different. Maybe if I make this Stephen Colbert finger puppet, I can have my finger do all the talking. A little finger puppet ventriloquist act. “Oh, yeah.� That was on Colbert last night, right?” EXACTLY. Thanks ...

This might be one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen in my life. Geeky or not, this mask totally looks like something that should be warn by actors at a haunted attraction. Also, perfect bank robbery fodder. Link [via]

And I thought I wanted to have sex with my iPhone before this existed. The iPhone Corset dresses your Apple device in a naughty piece of nighty-wear, revealing just enough to tease the hell out of us while maintaining its womanly figure. Link [via]

I’m not typically the paranoid type, but using an umbrella that encourages tracking is not usually my bag, baby. But at least you’ll never truly lose your place again. The You Are Here Umbrella gives Google Earth a nice target to help you locate your global position. If you’re lost in a mall parking lot and have a few spare ...

Mormons beware. These sheets are not for the modest. These Cheeky Duvet Sheets reveal everything but the naughty-bits. I might as well just sleep under cellophane wrap since I sleep in the nude anyway. It’d be sort of like hiding a robbery by murdering the gas station attendant. Doesn’t make much sense. Now… if you REALLY wanna bare it all… ...

Two Simpsons posts in one day? Insanity! Pure insanity! Them Gearfuse boys must be Simpsons crazy. We are indeed. There wasn’t much we could do after we saw this Simpsons nail art. What choice did we have other than to post it up? So, yeah, if The Simpsons are your mortal enemy, we’re sorry, but you’ll still have to deal ...

Looking for that perfect accessory to accompany your Polaroid Pendant? Straight from the depths of Etsy comes this awesome Polaroid “Good Time” ring which constantly reminds us of our instant photography past. Before the time of point-and-shoot and easy preview LCD’s there was only the Polaroid. Replace the image with any graphic you desire. The seller has chosen a sheep-goat-cow-ram ...

From the maker of Baconnaise and Bacon Salt, we introduce Mmmvelopes, the first bacon-flavored envelope. I’m not sure the what the ratio is between postal workers and postal workers who would eat anything bacon-flavored, but even psycho gun-wielding mailmen gotta love their bacon. Just look at Newman for Christ’s sake. You know he’s enjoyed a few pounds of bacon in ...