They totally stole my idea! Featuring multi-tiered zombie madness, the wedding cake toppers on this baked bad boy are desperately trying to be wed in holy matrimony before their brains are devoured. But will they make it in time? Next week on When Baked Zombies Attack! Link
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South America + Africa = Tyrannosaurus Rex
I always knew those countries were up to no good. I saw them looking at us funny. It’s only a matter of� time (only a few eons away!!) that these continents will rejoin and conquer the globe in a few bites. Link
Read More »Captain America Hoodie Great For Role-Playing, Robbery
Consider this hoodie owned. So gonna buying myself one of these. Perfect for those cool October evenings as Halloween slowly approaches. Really not a horrible way to spend $60.
Read More »Twitter Jewelry Increases Your Social NetWorth
Are you one of the millions which have caught Twitter-mania? WhatsWear has launched their Survival of the Hippest line of jewelry which allows you to create a piece of customizable socialwear featuring your Twitter username or favorite hashtag. With your choice of necklace, bracelet, keychain or ring in white gold, yellow gold or sterling silver; with diamonds or without, the ...
Read More »Got a Little Boba in You?
Boba Fett is my personal rum of choice and probably my favorite alcoholic beverage. But nothing can beat a tall Obiweiser on a hot Tatooine day. Link
Read More »Interactive Ripple Table Responds To Your Movements
Don’t like thinking about how many times your dad’s hairy balls have thrust up against the coffee table as your mom reached climax? Sorry for the image, but that’s the price you have to pay. No toll-free roads here. This Interactive Ripple Table features 480 super-bright white LEDs and 24 active and passive near-infrared optical sensors that react to both ...
Read More »Polaroid Pendant Reminds Us of Our Instant Photography Past
Can you still remember the satisfying click of a Polaroid camera? If you can, it’s about time you got a digital, just sayin’. I mean, you can create a Polariod effect with like, two clicks in Photoshop. But if you’re still a Polaroid geek and proud of it, then don’t fuckin’ listen to me. I’m a douche bag anyway. You ...
Read More »Hello Kitty Made Using Hello Kitty Crap
There are literally hundreds of Hello Kitty doodads flooding the market. I can’t even think of an object that hasn’t in someway been kittified in the past. Well, maybe a particle collider. No Hello Kitty branches in physics quite yet. This Hello Kitty collage of sorts was created using nothing but Hello Kitty-branded crap. You’ll notice lots of pink and ...
Read More »Mona Lisa Halloween Costume
Still having a tough time picking out your Halloween costume? This Mona Lisa costume will probably work for both men and woman since the Mona Lisa itself is of ambiguous sex to begin with. Simply create your own mock Mona Lisa design and cut a face hole in your design. Designer Alexa Westerfield provides more in-depth instructions on her site ...
Read More »Geeky Garter Belts Lively Up Your Wedding
The garter belt is one of the key elements to a successful wedding reception, second only to a great geeky wedding cake. I remember a time when I was around 7 or 8 that I happened to be the dude that caught the garter and was forced to put it on some old woman. That was not my proudest moment. ...
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