Insanely awesome Craftster user Rinnial handmade this insanely awesome Starfleet uniform (circa 2366-2372 class A uniform) for her toddler daughter to wear this Halloween. My kid would be wearing this all year round, whether they liked it or not. I’m the parent, I know best, now shut up and let the Tribble out for a walk before it shits all ...
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LEGO Donald Duck
He might not transform into a Bug mobile, but he’s just as awesome in my book. LEGO Donald Duck is just as impossible to understand as the real one. Link [via]
Read More »Buy Your Own Hacked Up Body
I had “hacked up body” on my Christmas wishlist, but sadly, Santa didn’t deliver last year, which is really lame, because I would have used this $400 ultra-realistic body for Halloween this year. *sigh* Maybe I’ll get lucky this year. Come on Santa, don’t make me beg. Link [via]
Read More »Crazy Germans Invent Steel Velcro
I’m stickin’ to you, cuz I’m made out of STEEL mothafuckin’ VELCRO! NO, I did not change the words at all, I SWEAR. Look at this face? How can you not trust me? *pout* The Germans have gone and invented something that might change the way we look at Velcro sneakers. Their “Metaklett” is pretty much Velcro on steroids, a ...
Read More »Hello Kitty Rubik’s Cube Will Make You Vomit Rainbows
Alright, that’s IT! I could live with the destruction of all hope for intelligent life caused by the Hello Kitty Laptop, and I could deal with them ruining my work place with the Hello Kitty Water Cooler, but nobody, and I mean NOBODY, fucks with the sanctity of my Rubik’s Cube… unless it’s Nintendo. It’s pretty much everything you would ...
Read More »Transforming Bumblebee Costume Really Transforms
None of this photo-trickery or CGI bullshit. This awesome Bumblebee costume is 100% the real deal. Watch for yourself, about halfway through the video, the costumed dude squats down and morphs into a fricken Chevy Camaro lookalike. I’m so finding a way to get a hold of this ensemble by Halloween.
Read More »Let’s Share: Objects of Co-Dependency
Remember how your parents were always trying to softly “suggest” that you get a haircut and “your own damn place.” I’m not an psychologist, but I think what they were really trying to suggest is that they wanted to see some independence emerge from your man-child mentality. So, you’ve finally moved out, but moved right in with a woman who ...
Read More »“I Am T-Pain” iPhone App Lets Anyone Use Auto-Tune
One of my favorite iPhone app developers, Smule, creators of Leaf Trombone and Ocarina, have released their newest app, I Am T-Pain. At first glance, this app might seem like a shameless plug for the T man and his destruction of music, but further research shows that this app seems like a whole lot of fun. Using the actual Auto-Tune ...
Read More »USB Construction Site Warns Visitors of Impending Danger
What this USB Contruction Site is really lacking is a bunch of talking construction workers, gawking at your girlfriend’s ass and making fun of your skinny legs. “Heyyy, sweet cheeks, you want some of this? How ’bout a little of this? Yeaaaaa.” The Construction Site features light up cones, a white or yellow sign and a single construction worker, depending ...
Read More »Noby Noby Boy Hat and Scarf
Your favorite ravenous worm-thing of the moment, Playstation’s version of The Hungry, Hungry Caterpillar, Noby Noby Boy, wasn’t quite our bag when we checked it out a few months. It’s a nice little game if you happen to be drunk and lazing around on the couch, but probably not worth the $5 it costs. If you’re a bigger fan of ...
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