With a paper clip this massive, I doubt you’ll be misplacing your important papers. In fact, I don’t think it’s possible to misplace something this massive. It would be sort of like losing an elephant in a abandoned airplane hanger. It just doesn’t happen. This 12-inch tall Giant Paper Clip is versatile. You can use it as a weapon, a ...
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Straitjacket for Your iPhone
There’s not much you can do once your iPhone starts talking to itself and begins making vague threats about killing hookers. It shouldn’t be your responsibility to keep an eye on your unhinged device, but ownership laws say otherwise. This straitjacket-like Strap-On iPhone case seems like it’ll keep your phone pretty much stationary. No more all-night benders. No more sleeping ...
Read More »iCard: The iBook Greeting Card
Birthday cards are hard to pick out as it is, but when shopping for a geek, it becomes even more difficult. Skimming through the cards at your local Walmart doesn’t leave you many options. These iCards are inspired by the original Apple iBook laptops. I haven’t seen many greeting cards which are specifically geared to Apple fans, in fact, this ...
Read More »Obama Penny Bank: Change We Can Count
During Obama’s months of campaigning for the presidency of the United States, he spoke of change. Change we can believe in. I say, the last thing we need is more change. I have way too much spare change as it is. The Obama Bank provides a place to keep all of your spare change. Finally, spare change you can believe ...
Read More »The Perfect Pair of Beach Flippy-Floppies
I’m not much of a flip-flop or sandal guy, but my fiancee really digs them. When she’s not working, flip-flops are usually her shoe of choice, so needless to say, on trips to the beach, she’s flip-flop obsessed. These Aperitivo Flip Flops designed by Tommaso Colia feature a circular cup holder built right into the shoes design. When your chilling ...
Read More »Master Chief Halo Ring Leaves Amusing Impression on Enemy’s Forehead
Say you and your Halo-loving girlfriend want to take that next step in your relationship. The holy union of Halo companionship is unbreakable by most any trolling. It’s a proposal she won’t be able to refuse. The $175 Halo ring, inspired by Master Chief‘s Mark IV Spartan helmet, isn’t what you’d call cheap, but it is a lot cheaper than ...
Read More »Cigarette Lighter Phone Will Likely Turn Yellow Over Time
If you can’t go very long without a smoke pressed between your lips and your cell pressed to your ear, you might need a way to join the two mediums. Sure, we’ve seen the device which swears to be the ultimate smoker’s phone, but where is the lighter? The SB6309 Cigarette Lighter Phone includes a lighter in its ingeniously deadly ...
Read More »PlayStation Controller Paperclip Bookmarks
Any PlayStation junky is all too familiar with the four standard buttons on the PS controllers. These Paperclip Bookmarks take the four iconic symbols and place them on the inside of your book’s pages. There’s no better way to catch a gamer’s eye than to place symbols that remind him of gaming in random places around the house. The only ...
Read More »Dark Knight Motorcycle Suit Replica Makes You Feel Super
Geeky bikers are a special sort of breed. They are bad-ass enough to step on a speeding motorcycle, but geeky enough to wear something like this while doing it. The Dark Knight Motorcycle Suit is a replica of the suit worn by Christian Bale in The Dark Knight film. The suit is designed to be worn by bikers, though I’m ...
Read More »Soothe the Gods with Easter Island Ice Cubes
Resting idly on the Pacific’s Easter Island are the famous Moai statues. The statues add a feel of mysterious and power to the otherwise abandoned area. So, of course, there is an undeniable need to add ice cube idols of the Moai statues into your favorite beverage. Your drinking experience will never quite be the same once you have the ...
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