Gadgets

This slick looking Home Lie Detector works very much like your standard detector you see in every crime procedural TV series you've ever seen. Except it's USB-powered. And not hideously ugly.

Michael Krone created this awesome 3D printed gun that shoots an endless stream of paper airplanes. Everything was printed except for the power source, which is innards of a cordless screwdriver.

This Revenge Toilet Paper is the finest in modern prank technology. Whatever the victim attempts to do, it will not rip. The panic sets in. And revenge is yours!

These homemade polymer friendship necklaces were almost enough to melt my heart of steel. Almost.

These Japanese-designed (and really, who else would be capable of such genius) Kiss Eyeglasses merge lovers' bodies in the most romantic way possible; via the eye sockets.

You’ve been hiding in bushes and jumping out at passers-by, yelling, “So it’s you, Blofeld!” You’ve thwarted your next-door neighbour’s plan to wash their car in peace by trying to commandeer it for a “high-speed chase”. And every night you dream of being honoured by her majesty, only to wake up saluting your still sleeping girlfriend. There must be an ...

Not quite as deadly as brass knuckles, but they score at least a million and a half more points on the geek cred scale. And there is NOTHING more important than that, no matter what your mother, or teacher, or ex-wife told you.

Containing (here we go!) baking soda, citric acid, cornstarch, epsom salt, witch hazel, essential oils, tea, sea salts, dried flowers, black pepper, raw honey, coconut oil, sweet almond oil (gasping, out of breath, passes out, regains consciousness, takes a bath), the perfect cocktail of ingredients to moisturize even the driest, cracked skin.

There would have to be some sort of miracle for this Hello Kitty Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtle hybrid, like a miraculous nuclear accident, or a lucky toxic waste spill.

The Laser Collar is a stroke of cruel genius. It's fun for everybody! Except for the animal about 3 minutes in. And except for the owner's face that was just clawed off after 5 minutes into the laser pointer experience.