CD players were the hot item back in the dark ages of the 90’s. These days its all about the iPhone and mobile media. The Pandora CD Player concept attempts to bring a modern ascetic to the compact disk, using a remote control with accelerometer tilt technology. When the remote is held vertically you can control the volume of the ...
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Thanko’s Vacuum Cleaner Mouse Makes You Have Forked Arms, Makes Germs Happy
Or so you might be led to believe if you are to take the false advertising of Thanko literally. I mean, we know that they are just trying to show arm movement, but it really looks like the model has some weird arm mutation. While I wouldn’t mind having an extra arm, I really wouldn’t mind having something like the ...
Read More »“Hello, My Name Is Fake Steve Jobs” Mock Turtleneck Displays Your Secret
Last summer the Internet was under a spell. That spell being the Fake Steve Jobs blog. While the unleashing of the real “fake Steve Jobs” might have caused the blog to slowly take a head dive, the Fake Steve Jobs Mock Turtleneck might make people confuse you for an internet cultural icon for half a second. The real Fake Steve ...
Read More »Pedestrian Turn Signal Glasses Makes Black-Rimmed Glasses Jogger Wear
When we saw the Safe Turn wrist blinkers for bicyclists, we thought that the blinking bracelet was a effective way of keeping safe on the road. The Turn Signal Glasses might not be the most practical tool for bikers, but for joggers and cautious jaywalkers, they fit the bill pretty well.
Read More »ExhaustBurger Is A Biological Horror
I don’t care how much heat is wasted through the exhaust pipe, I refuse to eat a burger which is cooked using the heat and fumes from my automobiles excrements. The ExhaustBurger was shown off at the Dining In 2015 exhibit. My love for meat holds almost no limits. I would use a burger as my phone. I might even ...
Read More »Cloverfield Action Figure Revealed: Albinos Everywhere Applaud
The elusive Cloverfield monster was the talk of the town over the last few months thanks to J.J. Abrams’ elusive viral marketing scheme. When we received a leaked clip of the Cloverfield monster a few days before the movie was released, we didn’t see anything that indicated that the monster was an albino. Though according to the design of the ...
Read More »Nokia Health Guard: Grandpa, Get Out Of The No-No Cabinet
Senile senior citizens cannot be trusted. As much as I love to laugh at the frequently falling and hip-breaking demographic, I also know a life with seniors is no picnic. As senility wins over their feeble tissue masses which used to be called active and functioning brains, they start reverting back to simple childhood curiosities. The difference is, that seniors ...
Read More »Joy Slippers: More Comfortable Than Wearing Mice On Your Feet
Slippers. Most commonly worn by hospital patients and sleepy-eyed senior citizens. The Joy Slippers are a substitution for a mouse and joystick, controlled via foot movements. The best thing about the slippers is that you can make them yourself with a step-by-step DIY.
Read More »Air Poo: A Mac-Inspired Toilet
Check out this dream device. Inspired by way too many bathroom breaks interrupting time with the MacBook Air, meet the Air Poo. The toilet for the true Apple fanboy. Complete with a docking station for the Air, an iPod dock, multi-touch flushing, integrated surround sound, and a heated seat to protect your tender tushy, the Air Poo is a fake ...
Read More »Roulette Watch Gambles Away Your Time
What’s with gamblers and watches? This is the second gambling theme watch we’ve seen, the other being the excellent Girard Perregaux Jackpot watch. Though unlike the Jackpot, the Roulette Watch scuttles away from the slot machine to the exciting spinning roulette table.
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