There is nothing more funny than watching old people take a spill. I’m sorry, but it’s true.� Then a company like this has to come along and rain on our parade. These Anti-Skid Pads for the WiiFit Balance Board are similar to the extra traction laid down in your grandma’s shower. They’ll protect her from taking a hilariously nasty spill. ...
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Mio Goes 3D For GPS, Really
A GPS is a GPS is a GPS. Most GPS devices are seemingly carbon copies of each previous one. Mio plans to change the 2D road schematics of in-car GPS platforms and add in a 3D twist, featuring topographic maps and 3D displays of landmarks. The new Mio C620 and C620T devices both offer a 4.3 inch display, based around ...
Read More »Magic Fortune Cookie: Kinda Like An Edible 8-Ball, But Not Edible
Fortune cookies are probably the last place you would think to look for a serious fortune. The second least place to look for answers is a Magic 8-Ball. Combine the two together, and you get one odd question-answering baked good. Whenever you get stuck with a moment of indecisiveness, the Magic Fortune Cookie will be there to help you decide, ...
Read More »Bizarre Digital Veil Used To Protect From Lack Of Plastic Surgery
Soomi Park’s Digital Veil Project works on one of the major world wide epidemics…plastic surgery. Covering the face with an LCD device which displays black and white animations in conjunction with the human face, the screen takes the focus off of facial beauty, while incorporating dynamic animation. That is sure a mouth full, but doesn’t it look really cool…whatever it ...
Read More »Life-sized Cyclon Centurion
Battlestar Galactica brings back fond memories of hours of weekends spent alone…watching Battlestar Galactica…yeah. But despite our lack of social endeavors, we geeks have now been installed with a massive love for pop culture trivia, and all of the goodies that come with it. The Cylon Centurion life sized models mix elements of both the original series and the remake, ...
Read More »Basketball Hat Looks Like Cross Between Carrot Top’s Afro And A Tumor
I, for one, was never much a follower of NBA or NCAA basketball. I was far too busy painting figurines of mighty warriors. But you fans out there can go pretty nuts when it comes to showing team spirit. This Basketball Hat takes fanaticism to the extreme, cementing a 13 x 15.75 inch basketball on your skull. You can tell ...
Read More »USB Hand Warmer Reduces Shrinkage For All Night Wank-Fest
What can’t be done now with USB ports (other than curing cancer and solving world hunger)? The USB Hand Warmer adds another addition to bodily warming USB devices, such as the Ass Warmer. The USB Hand Warmer takes about 25 minutes to heat up to a soothing 50 degrees. Being at the computer all day, I know my hands become ...
Read More »R/C Rubber Ducky, You’re The One
Much like half of the ambiguously gay duo of Burt and Ernie from Sesame Street loved their rubber ducky, many children still use the classic rubber ducky as a must-have bath toy. How about this awesome R/C Bath Duck toy? Forget about hand play and imagination, we want real mobility! A five minute charge of the duck device will give ...
Read More »For The Ladies: Head HTML Earrings
Some woman let their heads get too big from all the compliments we shower over them constantly. Here is a set or earrings that will remind them exactly where their head starts and ends, in plain and simple English HTML. The HTML HEAD earrings are made out of sterling silver, so none of that fake silver green glow that some ...
Read More »Zeus Lightning Bolt Letter Sharpner, Equally Useful For Murder
The super poly-deity Zeus was known for wielding lightning as a symbol for his all powerful ways. Now we can also harness Zeus’ lightning bolt, though for a much more humble task. We just want to open our damn letters without the piece of shit ripping to shreds by the time we get to it. From the size of this ...
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