Rich kids get all the luck. Not only are these kids the offspring of Posh Spice and that damn Beckham guy, but they get extravagant gifts as well. Victoria Beckham is buying the kids a $50,000 tree house! I mean, what the fuck? My entire house is barely worth that. The 9ft Treetent from Neiman Marcus is said to be ...
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Princess Leia – Angelina Jolie Edition
If they were to recast the original Star Wars for an adaptation with today’s stars, who would be cast? For Princess Leia, my money would be on someone a little less stunningly beautiful then Angelina Jolie. I mean, Carrie Fisher was hot, but not Angelina hot. This rendition of a Princess Leia action figure stars Angelina in the lead female ...
Read More »A Bumblebee Transformer That Dances To The Beat
Ahh, robotics. The feeling of being in complete control. This Beatmix Bumblebee Transformer is even willing to dance and sing for you, despite the humiliation it might cause. Beatmix “speaks” music while dancing to every rhythm. The awesome thing about Beatmix, which you won’t get from any other dancing device, is its ability to sample back your tunes with cool ...
Read More »I’ve Always Wanted To Take A Tour Of Chernobyl, But My Poor Sperm
So, say your in a situation where you have no choice but to spend a few days near a recent nuclear waste spill. Never mind the third leg and second head you’re sprouting, what about your precious sperm count? These Disposable (I would hope so) Microscope Cards allow you to view your sperm as much as 500 to 1000 times ...
Read More »Toyota Makes Realistic Driving Simulator; Crash Dummies Everywhere Rejoice
Toyota has announced that they have created a world-class driving simulator which will “effectively analyze the driving characteristics of average drivers”.� Located at TMC’s Higashifuji Technical Center in Susono City (wherever that is), the simulator apparently offers the most realistic driving experience without being in a car. We must ask, wouldn’t it have been a lot cheaper just to use ...
Read More »Beanie Of Frost Resistance Really Does Protect From The Cold
I never thought I would say this, but I have found a cure for chilly scalps. It’s called a “hat”. Why someone never though about this earlier is beyond me. It seems like the obvious thing to do. The Beanie of Frost Resistance grants you +15 to your coldness protection. And here I was thinking headwear was only made for ...
Read More »FlexScan offers HD display for the colorblind
FlexScan has announced their SX2461W-U HD LCD display. The 24″ screen offers a special colorblind system, which allows those who have problems seeing certain colors to actually see most graphics as they are meant to be seen. The new FlexScan display will come rockin’ 2 DVI-I HDCP ports as well as a USB HUB 2 port. The colorblind feature is ...
Read More »Hide a bluetooth handset in your phone
Bluetooth handsets are getting smaller and smaller nowadays. So small that they are easy to drop, easy to forget. Chinese company Naxing came out with an idea of having a bluetooth handset hidden in your phone. Jump to find out more.
Read More »SonyEricsson P3i leaked on MSN China site
Apparently SonyEricsson has a new UIQ messenger device soon to be launched, and it would be a P3i under the P series (not the M series). From the thumbnail leaked from MSN China, the P3i might be a variant based on the Elena prototype (viz P1i) that we have seen since the dawn of civilization. Software updates are expected, but ...
Read More »Time After Time: Not A Huge Fan Of 7 To 8 O’Clock
Do you want a clock that lets you mold time to your leisure? Harness the power of the gods with this clock, changing the distance between the hours to fit your needs, while throwing a dose of apathy to the wind to rival that of the Whatever Clock. Let’s see, I have to wake up at 7 in the morning, ...
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