Sorry, RIM, you know I love you, but I couldn’t resist. Let’s just say the BlackBerry was not designed for gaming. But, hey, at least you’re still the best at mobile email. You’ve got to look on the bright side of things sometimes, no matter how dark things might seem. Sorry, BlackBerry fans, either you have the classic BB or ...
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Machined iPhone 4 Case
More closely resembling an armored briefcase than a case for your smartphone, the Machined iPhone 4 Case by Karas Kustoms are anodized and prepared to take a fall, while leaving your phone intact. These cases also prevent the dreaded antennae issues, without even covering up the entire side of the phone. Karas Kustoms offers the cases for $39 a piece, ...
Read More »Boba Fett Quiche
The meanest damn lunch in the planet, meet Quiche the Bounty Hunter. This Boba Fett-inspired dish is hellbent on collecting the crust of every scum-bag quiche in the universe, no matter how noble their cause may be. Hey, he’s got little mini-quiches to feed. Stuffed with spinach, Kalamata olive tapenade, feta cheese and chopped red peppers, Alicia “Policia” Traveria’s (also ...
Read More »Magic Slate Mousepad: Doodle and Drag
Remember those Magic Slate drawing pads from when you were a kid? You know the ones. You’d draw a little picture, or if you were like me, draw an indistinguishable blob of squiggle, lift up the page to erase and start all over. ThinkGeek has employed this technology into the Scratch & Scroll, part Magic Slate, part mousepad. A true ...
Read More »Because It’s Friday: The Ramones Pasta Sauce
Taking a page from the book of KISS, Marky Ramone, former drummer of the primordial punk band The Ramones, has moved into uncharted ground for the punk movement with his newest product launch, Marky Ramone’s Brooklyn’s Own Pasta Sauce. Here’s Marky’s explanation: �You see, I made it with my grandpa; he was a chef at 21 Club. I watched him ...
Read More »The “Where Should I Pee?” Flowchart
Depending on where you are, who’s watching you and how drunk you are, your options of urine excretion can change vastly. But which option do you choose? As usual, there’s a helpful flowchart made to direct you towards your peeing destination. The “Where Should I Pee?” Flowchart is the essential guide to deciding the best place to relieve your bladder, ...
Read More »Japan’s Frozen Aquarium
Japan’s Kori no Suizokukan, located in Kesennuma, Miyagi Prefecture houses a collection of 450 specimens of 80 or so different species of marine wildlife captured at a nearby port. But there’s one major difference that separates this aquarium from any other — all of the wildlife is frozen in massive blocks of ice. A flash freezing technique is used to ...
Read More »Twelve-Person Tire Swing Adds Some Life Into Your Backyard
The conditions either have to be perfect or you have to make them perfect. A twelve-person tire swing isn’t as logistically simple as it might sound. Attached to a 40-foot overhang, part of the Mmabatho Sports Stadium in South Africa, used tires, wooden poles and “a whole lot of metal bolts and cables” are combined to create Jan Korbes twelve-person ...
Read More »Prank Your Friends with the iArm
Apple accessories have become such an epidemic that at first glance, this product is totally believable, and then you see someone with a plate strapped to their arm and that little part of your brain that makes you scream “FAKE!” in the comment box emits a slight twinge of activity. The iArm is in fact, a prank pack, but not ...
Read More »The 20-Pound Rubber Band Gatling Gun
Looking to pack some serious and legal heat without the need of a permit or the risk of murdering your neighbors pets? The Rubber Band Gatling Gun, weighing in at around 20 lbs and made out of aluminum rather than wood, features eight revolving barrels, in which you can load 100 rubber bands at a time. Shooting the size 62 ...
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