Strapya has done it again. And by it, I of course mean they designed a phone accessory that looks almost exactly like real food (I’m pretty sure if you look up “it” in the dictionary, that’s the proper definition). Not a crafted felt case, but a goodness to honest realistic food case. Available in eggs with bacon, bento, tonkatsu and ...
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Winston Churchill’s Lisp-Inducing Dentures Sold For $23,700
Churchill’s voice was so important to his image, when he was forced to get dentures, he had them specially designed to preserve his trademark lisp. According to the son of Churchill’s personal denture designer and maintenance man Derek Cudlipp, Churchy was also known for throwing his teeth around when things weren’t going quite his way. “When my father’s call up ...
Read More »Breathe, Furry Friend, Breathe!: Device Provides Flying Dogs with Extra Oxygen
As it turns out, all that flying you’ve been doing with your dog in tow could kinda be killing the little guy inside. Literally. As it turns out, dogs are susceptible to hypoxia just like us humans. 4 Paws Aviation created the Supplemental Oxygen Supply Hood to supply your pooch with an adequate amount of oxygen to keep your pet ...
Read More »Turn Your Old Cellphone Into a Wallet
Clamshell cellphones are well on their way out, quickly being replaced by flat touchscreens. In fact, we haven’t even posted about a clamshell style device since 2008. I’ve gathered quite an arsenal of broken cellphones over the years, whether they were dropped in the toilet or just plain overused, a lot of clamshell models had relatively short lifespans, at least ...
Read More »Pac-Man Seance T-Shirt
Grandma? Is that you? No, dipshit. It’s me, Blinky. And I was just about to catch Pac-Man at his last life. So if you’d be so kind, would you please shut the fuck up and send me back to the game? Thanks a lot. This Pac-Man Seance t-shirt is currently being voted on at Threadless. If you’d like to see ...
Read More »Foreskin Man to the Rescue
Saving babies from the evil grasps of mohels and lunatics and mohel lunatics, Foreskin Man has one and only goal in mine, eliminate circumcisions and those who perform them. Frustrated by societys failure to protect its most vulnerable citizens, Foreskin Man has taken up the fight agains male genital mutilation. Aided by the power of his technologically advanced plasma boots, ...
Read More »Viking XL Lift System Gets You Out of Bed
Don’t worry, the Viking XL Lift System isn’t only for surprisingly jolly (considering the fact he needs a specially designed rig to hoist him around the house) gingers. Capable of lifting up to 660 lbs., or about half of yo momma (burn!) despite only weighing about 95 lbs. itself. Hey, it beats portion control. As an added bonus, the hoist ...
Read More »All Four iPhone Generations Compared in Video
While there have been plenty of performance comparisons between the iPhone 3GS and the iPhone 4 and even the iPhone 4 and other big name smartphones, I haven’t seen any thorough examination of the differences between all four of the models in their entirety. This video shows just how drastic the performance differences are between the first device and the ...
Read More »Star Wars Yoga
I guess if you’re not gifted with a feel for The Force like I am, you have to rely on other methods of balancing your spiritual and physical prowess. It’s totally understandable. Not everybody can be a student of the Jedi ways. But it’s still important to keep on your toes. You just never know when your planet might be ...
Read More »Hot Wheels Wonder Woman Invisible Jet Now Available on eBay
Even if Wonder Woman’s new look hasn’t quite caught on quite yet, a new Wonder Woman rage has. Originally offered as an April Fools prank from Mattel, widespread demand encouraged the toy makers to sell this exclusive gag at Comic-Con. And now, the inevitable… the Invisible Jet is now available on eBay. Of course, what you’re buying is an empty ...
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