I haven’t had this many drinks on a farm since, well, ever. Ok, there was that one time in Tijuana, but let’s change the subject, shall we? STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK. I swear, the horse was asking for it! Farmville Coasters complete your obsessive attempt to integrate fake farming into your daily life. Congratulations, you’ve never had a withered ...
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San Francisco Made Out of Jell-O
After all of the world’s major cities are decimated my nuclear weapons, engineers of the future might decide to rebuild with a cheaper building material alternative. Case in point, Jell-O. The Golden Gate Bridge would be a hell of a lot tastier, that’s for sure. You won’t want to hike through the city streets without a spoon and some Cool ...
Read More »Turn Your Flat Screen TV Into an iPad
While Apple is getting all sorts of heat for their faulty design and software issues of the iPhone 4, the iPad remains a fallback excuse for what makes Apple just so Apple-y. It’s slick, it’s smooth, it’s edible, it’s quick and maybe most important, it’s fun. In fact, the iPad is such a success that other companies are starting to ...
Read More »Important Documents in Comic Sans
It’s about time Comic Sans earned some respect. When Cleveland Cavs owner Dan Gilbert authored a scathing letter of hate directed at LeBron James after his decision to leave C-Town, there were apparently no other fonts that illustrated his anger quite as well as Comic Sans. And it’s a good thing too, because I feared that Sans would never get ...
Read More »Candwich: You Guessed It… A Sandwich in a Can
If the Canned Cheeseburger wasn’t enough to hold your hankering for canned meats and preserves stuck between a roll, good news! Candwich has the solution. Candwich’s have the dubious honer of being a centerpiece of a SEC lawsuit. Apparently, creator of said canned goods Travis L. Wright defrauded real estate investors out of millions of bucks in order to fund ...
Read More »LEGO Thumb Tattoo
Our favorite LEGO artist, Nathan Sawaya, never ceases to amaze us with his awesomeness. Sawaya has shown his devotion to the art of LEGO in the most heart-felt way possible. His new LEGO tattoo disguises his own thumb as a LEGO brick, with ink etched into his skin to create a 3D illusion of brick goodness. Nathan says, “What better ...
Read More »$121,000 iPad is World’s Most Expensive (So Far)
Stuart Hughes has been adding ostentatious luxury to Apple products for years now and from the looks of things, he has absolutely no plans on stopping. His newest creation is the $121,408 Solid White Gold iPad. Weighing in at well over 4 lbs, this solid gold gadget is significantly less portable thanks to the extra weight. So all of you ...
Read More »A Power Strip Made for Dunking in Water? Sounds Safe Enough
The Waterproof Power Strip by Water Circuits utilizes a special design and a protective material, which when used in tandem, reduces the electrical flow when doused in water. The power strip can be safely submerged in water for 2 hours and live to tell the tale. Though I have to admit, it’s me living that I’m more concerned about. I ...
Read More »Star Wars Costumes for Your Pets
We’ve had several posts about dogs wearing Star Wars costumes, but never have we had the chance to actually buy disguises for man’s best friend ourselves. ThinkGeek has just added a set of Star Wars costumes, custom made for your furry companion. Some might say it’s cruel and unusual to dress your doggy up as Yoda, Princess Leia or Darth ...
Read More »A Cheat Sheet for Foodies: Apron Cooking Guide
I’ll be the first to admit I know absolutely nothing about cooking. I’ve discovered multiple ways to screw-up the delicate art of cooking soup in the microwave. My specialty is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Basically, I don’t cook, period. But for those interested in improving your mad cooking skills, the Apron Cooking Guide acts as a cheat sheet for ...
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