This is a true disaster for Microsoft. They wanted so bad to be a serious contender in the smartphone market. Their newest attempt, the KIN, which has only been in stores since May 13th, is now being pulled from the shelves. But why? Some sources are reporting that as few as 500 KINs were sold in their entire tenure on ...
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A Visual Guide to the Lightsabers of the Star Wars Universe
Comparing the size, design and describing the ultimate fate of each lightsaber, this image is the easiest and most straightforward guide to the lightsabers of the Star Wars universe that we’ve ever seen. Well, a more accurate description would be the Star Wars films, because lord knows there were a bunch more lightsabers featured in the various novelizations and comics. ...
Read More »Hulu Announces Sucky Ass Hulu Plus Premium Subscription Service, iPhone and iPad Apps
A premium Hulu service has been in the rumor mill for well over a year now, so it doesn’t come as much surprise that Hulu Plus was just announced. For $9.99 a month (let’s call it $10, just to make it sound more ominous) you get ad-supported HD streams of the full current season of your favorite show and back ...
Read More »Dinosaur Meat: Now Available at Your Deli Counter
Have you been looking for that perfect extinct animal to serve during your Fourth of July festivities? How about a deliciously tender Velociraptor leg? Perhaps a Sabertooth Filet? Whatever your taste, your favorite Prehistoric meat can apparently now be bought at your local deli counter. OK, so I feel like a bit of a shill for posting something that appeared ...
Read More »Hello Kitty Mini Pizza
I don’t care if these are just another of Hello Kitty’s attempts at mind control. Mini Pizza is going to win me over everytime. No matter how disgustingly cute. Om meow meow. Flickr user LoveBones created these tastily diabolic mini pizzas of cuteness. Ahhh, so torn. Link [via]
Read More »Entire Original Star Wars Trilogy GIF’ed
OMG OMG OMG OMG! OK, sorry, I can control myself. We’re all adults here. And if not, WHERE are your parents? Don’t you know this site has very naughty language? Anyway, someone went through the trouble of creating animated GIF images of all three of the original Star Wars films. I’m forever in their debt. Hit the jump to see ...
Read More »Pizzacone is the Greatest Thing Ever: Well, At Least Since the Invention of Hyperbole
NYC, meet your newest sensation. Located in Midtown, at 325 5th Avenue, right around the corner from the Empire State Building, is the K! Pizzacone shop, also known as the merchant of evil deliciousness. Some traditional New Yorkers might consider such a desecration sacrilege. Me, on the other hand? Well, I’m not a New Yorker, but I still think this ...
Read More »Apple Holds the iPhone 4 Wrong Too
We do as we’re taught Great Leader Jobs. Maybe it only works properly for dudes with perfectly unblemished digits? God, I’m sorry I’m not perfect like one of your hand models. This is exactly what leads people to handarexia. Link
Read More »Steve Jobs Puts Russian President in His Place
No, Mr. Medvedev. You’re doing it wrong. Link
Read More »DVD Rewinder: An Indispensable Gadget
I’m not quite sure how my household would get along without this DVD Rewinder, a truly necessary gadget in any man serious about his media. I despise receiving DVDs from Netflix, only to find that they haven’t been properly rewound. I do not care to see the middle of a film before I’ve seen the beginning. It’s almost as irritating ...
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