For years I have been wondering when a game company would finally get around to developing a title where pirates and ninjas engage in a rubber ball based battle to the death. Finally, Gamecock Media has stepped up to the plate today and announced that they will be publishing Pirates vs. Ninjas Dodgeball. So the age old question, “who would ...
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World of Whorecraft, and why a poor whore got banned
Mia Rose, porn star and avid WoW player, was surprised to find her level 70 Undead Warlock banned from from popular MMORPG with apparently no reason. The cause for this consequence? It seems that Mia Rose had starred as a horny elf in a porno flick titled, World of Whorecraft. Apparently, the people over at Blizzard don’t take too kindly ...
Read More »Crane games are out, meet RoboCrane
Those damn crane games frustrate us so much. All we want it the little stuffed monkey, and we keep getting the ugly gray stuffed rhino. Or sometimes nothing at all. That’s why we usually stick to the “play until you win” type crane games. RoboCrane is a new Japanese crane style game that could make these games interesting again. Users ...
Read More »This is news?: The iPhone to definitly have games
Just in case the super game friendly touchscreen of the iPhone wasn’t all the proof you needed to conclude that there will eventually be game software for the phone, a piece of code embedded in the iTunes’s software further confirms the evident fact that Apple has plans to issue games. The coding looks something like this: /* ===== iPhone Game ...
Read More »Testing out skinny PSP’s DMB tuner and TV-out
It came with no surprise when Sony announced the availability of the updated PSP (PSP-P2000) which shed 4mm of thickness and 91g of weight off the original model. The company also announced a DMB tuner module at the same time, and we’re dying to see how it works with the the new TV-out capability.
Read More »NES emulator for the iPhone makes the $500 worth it
Has anyone noticed how quick the progress of iPhone applications is advancing? Only weeks ago was a third-party “Hello World” application being made, and now we’ve already reached the pinnacle with a NES emulator. So far, the emulator runs a bit too slow to be playable without the annoyance of a tortoise-speed game play. And the game controller, although adorably ...
Read More »Official WoW: Wrath of the Lich King site up, with screenshots and trailer
The new World Of Warcraft expansion is one heavily anticipated piece of game-ware. The official project site is now officially up and running in the wake of BlizzCon and the new features are looking awesome. Blizzard has posted some prototype screenshots and 3D build maps for the new addition of the Northrend continent, featuring shots of the Borean Tundra and ...
Read More »You Have Died Of Dysentery, and other fond Oregon Trail memories
For those of us who spent a good majority of their childhood growing up in the 90s, many of us learned the harsh realities of the real world through Oregon Trail, the game of nomadic venturing. Now, you can have the wonders of text gaming on a nostalgic shirt. The “You Have Died Of Dysentery” shirt comes in both T-shirt ...
Read More »WoW Diorama: Blood Elf Rogue Vs. Draenei Paladin
World Of Warcraft has expanded quite a bit since its release. First it was trading cards, then comic books, and now Sideshow presents this gorgeous WoW Diorama featuring a Blood Elf Rogue leaping on a Draenei Pally. The model, made of polystone, comes in a 1:9 scale (sources of comparison to a real life Draenei Pally are hard to come ...
Read More »Sousaphone Hero sales flounder Activision’s profits
With the success of Guitar Hero, who could have ever expected that Activision would fall downhill so quick. Apparently parody extraordinaries The Onion does. The Onion claims that “despite the catchy 1890’s soundtrack”, Sousaphone Hero has only sold 52 copies. Choose from an impressive list of Sousaphone virtuosos, such as the Duke of Yorkshire and Constable Trobendeimer, and you’ll be ...
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