Real guitarists love to bitch about how the Guitar Hero-esque game controllers hinder the complexity of real-life guitar playing. And to be honest, they’ve gotta point. As a guitar player for the past ten years or so, it pains me to see 12-year-olds pick up a game controller and think they could even have a shot at picking up the ...
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Super Mario Pillows: Snuggle Up With a Goomba
There’s nothing I enjoy more on a frigid Jersey night than cranking up the heat, slipping on my Snuggie and cuddling with one the fluffiest pillow I can find. These awesome Super Mario Pillows would satisfy both my needs for comfort and geekiness, all in one fell swoop. These Mario, Bowser and Goomba pillows were created by Flickr user renatahashimoto, ...
Read More »SNES Glasses Case
I’ve been getting back into SNES recently. It had been at least ten years since I even looked at the system, but then I received a copy of Super Mario World for Christmas. Forget about it. Now I can’t leave my house without some sort of SNES accessory. I just can’t bare to leave my poor console behind. I don’t ...
Read More »Fallout PSP Mod Fills Playstation Portable With Steampunk Flair
Is the PSP handheld console just a tad too slick and clean for your liking? The Fallout PSP Mod turns the PSP into a post-apocalyptic pile of rusted junk. Maybe not so surprisingly, rusted junk looks really, really cool. Here’s hoping you had a tetanus shot recently.
Read More »Choose Your Weapon of Choice: Video Game Controller Shirt
Being called a gamer these days is a pretty general term, especially when there are so many consoles, controllers, genres and platforms used in modern times. So you’re a gamer, that’s great, but what sort of gamer are you? Do you prefer casual platformers? Time management? FPS? Core RPG? The list goes on and on. Aside from genre, gamers can ...
Read More »Super Mario Sweater Vest: It Doesn’t Get Much Geekier
Sweater vests aren’t exactly known for their spot in couture culture. Though I think a dose of geeky fashion is always a fun way to prove that just because you’re not a hipster doesn’t mean you can’t rock the fashion world with the best of them. This amazingly geeky Super Mario Sweater Vest should be worn only by true geeks ...
Read More »Halo-Themed Aquarium Forces Your Fish To Be Gamers
If you asked your fish to list its hobbies, the chances of gaming appearing on that list might be a stretch. The most gaming your fish has ever done is swimming real quick through the bubble blaster, maybe even being lucky enough to watch you slave away at Zelda for hours on end. If I was a fish, I might ...
Read More »LEGO Yoshi
My only question is — when the hell did Jared from Subway start building LEGO sculptures? Pretty impressive work, even if Yoshi’s nose is large enough to swallow a medium sized planet. I’m surprised Jared isn’t being sucked in by its gravitational pull. Oh, that’s right, Jared has his own. It’s funny ‘cuz he’s FAT. Link [via]
Read More »PS3 Wireless Visual Interface Brings the Screen to You
Since I haven’t been able to save up just yet for any super-comfy furniture, I always have to contort my body into the weirdest positions in order to both be comfortable and see the screen while I play my PS3. Someone walking in on me would think I was performing some sort of kinky solo Kama Sutra. This awesome PS3 ...
Read More »Koopa Troopa Guitar
Playing the Mario theme song will never be the same once you’ve plucked it away on the Koopa Troopa Guitar. Now we just need a 1Up Mushroom ukulele and our geeky instrumentation will be complete. It’s now mandatory for everyone who reads our site to know the Super Mario Bros. theme song. If you don’t, please leave now. Thank you. ...
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