I don’t know about where you’re from, how could I? But I do know that in these parts, winter means frigid temperatures. Jersey gets the best (and worst) of both worlds. Extreme heat and intense cold. The heat part is easy, all I have� to do is walk around naked. It’s the chilliness that starts getting tricky. Out come the ...
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Official Super Street Fighter IV Teaser Trailer
Capcom has released a neat little cinematic/fight teaser trailer for their upcoming game Super Street Fighter IV. The video features two fighters duking it out over a black background with funky white scribble blooming from the screen. While there’s no gameplay footage the trailer is pretty neat aesthetically.
Read More »Super Mario Hoodies
One of the best things about this time of the season is that we get to whip out our stylish hoodies, especially over here in Jersey where the smog blocks out the sun. We’ve seen a fair share of cool hoodies in our day, but none that explore the majesty of Super Mario. I’m pretty sure it’s a law that ...
Read More »Space Invader Shower Curtain Saves the Universe as You Shave Your Taint
The universe is in peril and you have a front row seat. Thankfully for you, the universe can’t see you back. So go ahead, massage those balls, shave that asshole, we’re not looking. The Space Invader Shower Curtain adds a level of geekiness usually unseen in the bathroom, other than that one turd that sort of looked like Iron Man. ...
Read More »Wii Baseball Bat is Going to Break Somebody’s Face
This thing just has bloodshed written all over it. $14.99 gets you yet another unintentional weapon to add to your rapidly growing armory. Link [via]
Read More »Pac-Manwich
Diarrhea on a bun. Deliciously scrumptious, geeky diarrhea. Wakka wakka. Link [via]
Read More »Super Mario and Legend of Zelda Bowling Pins are Hideously Rad
When I was a kid I had my birthday at a bowling alley, like, 3 times. I was just that awesome. But if the bowling pins looked like this, I’d still be having my birthday parties there. These custom painted gaming bowling pins are equal part ugly and geek. Mario might look like a pedophile and Link like a deranged ...
Read More »Super Mario Bros. Warp Zone Pipe Socks
Even Mario loves making some extra bling bling on the side. And that’s exactly what you get in those secret warp levels in Super Mario Bros. (if you’ve ever seriously played the game you know what I’m talking about). Just take a jump down the right pipe and profit. These excellent and super stylish Warp Zone socks remind you that ...
Read More »R2-D2 Stuffed with Eight Gaming Consoles
Star Wars fan and tangled wire advocate Brian De Vitis managed to have one of the greatest brainstorm ideas ever. Why not take every console I own (all eight of them) and stuff them all into that R2-D2 replica I’ve had sitting around the house. Well, EVERYONE has the supplies needed for this project. No excuses. Grab your droid and ...
Read More »Incredible Handmade Xbox 360 iPhone Case
Seeing as custom felt cases are quickly becoming the “cool thing” to have on your iPhone, I had no choice but to post this amazing first look at the hand embroidered Xbox 360 felt iPhone case and included key chain controller. For both the case and the key chain you’ll be shelling out $45. Subtract $10 if you don’t care ...
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