Don’t let its appearance deceive you. The Choculator is not edible, of course unless you eat plastic. In which case this could be your dessert after scarfing down the Tempura Phone Charm. Choculator looks scarily close to being an actual chocolate bar, except that most chocolate bars don’t have a display screen on them.
Choculator comes packaged in a candy bar-like wrapping that adds to the disillusion. You wanna see something funny? Give this to a kid on Halloween. Just another gizmo costing only $4. Because we love you. — Andrew Dobrow