Not only are these the only jeans ever officially approved and developed by Chuck Norris, but they also happen to make your ass look pretty toight… toight like a toiger. Tight in all the right places, without the camel knuckle.
Guaranteed not to bind your legs when delivering roundhouse kicks to the face, the Chuck Norris Action Jeans give you the action movie feel, all climax, no suspense and plenty of leg thrusts to the gut. Just how we like it.
God. I’m so old I remember these ads in magazines…