The Wookie is clearly on the top of the fictional interplanetary food chain. In the hierarchy of evolutionary priority, us humans are one step below our Wookie brethren. They’re stronger, and smarter (most of them) and hairier than any human will ever be.
Even their boards are longer and hairier. And they include a fricken’ bandolier. The custom-made Wookie Longboard, measuring 40 inches and designed by Geoff McCleary, is available for $300.