Star Wars wasn’t kidding when it said “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.” Those films took place a LONG, LONG time ago. So long ago that Darth Vader was apparently buried as the pharaohs of ancient Egypt were buried; mummified and decked out in a special Vader sarcophagus.
The new tomb was unveiled by Egypt’s antiquities master Zahi Hawass, single handily, just like every other discovery ever made… ever. Seriously, though, have you ever gotten a load of this Hawass character? He demands inclusion in every major Egyptian discovery. Crazy, man. Much like other TeeFury shirts, this design will only be available today. So rushing is the name of the game.
Now I know what I want for my motorcycle jacket!