Oh, Supreme Leader, how we love you. If you only knew our undying devotion Dear Leader.
Anybody want some tea? Wait, wait, wait. We must first thank the Great Leader for providing us with this tasty beverage. For he is the one and only leader. Yippee! Yay! *sobs quietly*
Translation for our North Korean readers:
Oh, Supreme Reader, how we rove you. If you only knew our undying devotion Dear Reader.
Anybody want some tea? Wait, wait, wait. We must first thank the Great Reader for providing us with this tasty beverage. For he is the one and onry reader. Yippee! Yay! *sobs quietly*
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