Undd yah! Gud to see you my friend! I just got back from Austria and we had such a fun time! Anyways, darling, I lost so much weight on the trip that I’ve got to go shopping. Let’s go to SoHo on my Vespa and we’ll go buy clothes at Diesel and Uniqlo. After a nosh of course!
Oh what what? Come here girl ’cause you have gotta see this. Look at these motherfuckers! Diesel! Making motorcycle helmets? This looks like some of that Top Gun type shit, girl! Anti-scratch protection? UV filtering? I had to get anti-scratch protection last month after a nice lady in Munich gave me crabs. Never visit Munch, by the way.
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