As a professional key… forgeter… person, I know the importance of having a steady spot to lay down your shit. If I didn’t have “a spot” I’d just throw my keys anywhere and everywhere. Hell, I’d probably just throw them across the room for the fuck of it. But the Doorganizer changes all of that, boring prick that it is.
No more throwing my keys just because I can, nope, the Doorganizer, with its accusing glances and pun-tastic name, ensures that I never have an excuse to show up for work late again. Thanks asshole. Grab your own for $18.
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