Drink Selector Mug Aids Your Slave In Serving The Right Drink

I take my coffee like I take my woman. Bitter, with a dash of hazelnut and a pair of work boots to the testes. The Drink Selector Mug offers interchangeable rotating bands which clearly states which drink contents you are currently interested in.

And while it can’t deliver a brute face bashing or scare you into saving the environment, it will make sure that your drink is served correctly. If my slave were to mess up my drink with this mug, I think I might have to do something drastic. Like start paying him or something. And that just can’t happen. — Andrew Dobrow

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