Fanny Floss: Probably Not the Smartest Idea

The goal of Fanny Floss is to thoroughly clean your undercarriage, as well as you’re buttocks. But the way I see it, all you’re really doing here is thoroughly spreading shit towards your taint and balls. Am I missing something here? Is this really a genius idea and I’m just missing the point?

Don’t get me wrong, I can see the benefits of rubbing a length of rope up and down your asshole. Well, actually, no, no I can’t. This “hygienic necessity” ships with a roll including 1295 inches of 3/4″ wide toilet paper. I just wonder if that poor woman has any idea what her stock photo is being used to sell. Aptly available from Stupid.com for $5.99 a roll.

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