Flash Mask Upgrades Your Reflexes to That of a Moderately Athletic Sloth

Much like an oft-quoted line from one of my favorite Adam Sandler films: “Get in the Flashk!” Fine, so we didn’t exactly deliver the Flash Mask to you guys at a very convenient time. But hey, you’ll be totally prepared next year.

While Steve Jobs might not show you any respect (He’s automatically going to think you’re slow and past your prime. Not saying he’s wrong, but come on). This one-size fits all Flash Mask sells for $25 from 80sTees.

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