Giant T-Rex Garden Statue

If your tired of telling kids to get off your damn lawn, this is not the garden statue for you. And let me tell you why. Because all of those kids might be running scared, but you’ll have a whole new problem. Throngs of geeks will flock to your yard, and the difference between us and kids? We’re much more stubborn. Go ahead, call the cops, I think I’m just gonna stick right here with this FRICKEN’ T-REX in your yard.

At 22 feet long and 11 feet tall, this Jurassic-sized replica is the largest sculpture we have ever offered! Realistically sculpted with rows of menacing teeth, a fearsome tail and scaly skin, our prehistoric artifact is cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted with powerfully convincing color and texture. This display-quality sculpture transforms any home, garden, restaurant or hotel into something truly magnificent!

At $7,500 a pop, TOSCANO might be aiming a bit high for their targeted demographic’s price range, but wow, if that wouldn’t be the greatest chunk of change I’ve ever spent, I dare you to show me something more worth the dough.

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