The flames will be licking your devilish good looks with the Fuego Fire Table. Don’t lie. You’ll stare at yourself in the mirror making an evil face, pretending you’re one of Satan’s dominion. Haha, we caught you. Totally owned.
So when you’re laying around your house, reading a book, cuddled up next to your table, and smell something burning, you might want to look around. It could be your roof, your roof, your roof is on fire. And not only does this thing look cool, but it’s also more than just a concept. It’s available commercially! Yippee! — Andrew Dobrow
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