Goomba Head Stomp Beanie Gives You A Headache

If having chubby plumbers jump on your head sounds like a good time, the Goomba-inspired Head Stomp Beanie is the perfect headware for you to rock this winter. Cuz, ya know, it’s not getting any warmer. Or is it? Duhn-duhn-duhn.

It’s absolutely frigid out here in Jersey. I hope some of you readers live in a warmer climate. You lucky fucks.

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