Happy Veterans Day, Postal Workers!

I’m not sure how many of you who aren’t mailmen, bankers or actual veterans are actually affected by Veterans Day, but regardless, we’d love to wish you a great holiday off if you happen to be one of the lucky ones who get a breather for the day. As you can tell, my boss is a real prick and has me working today. Little does he know that I totally plan on slacking off the entire day.

Doesn’t he know that I need to go to synagogue or something like that?