Hello Kitty Meets Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

There is no way this is real. A turtle/kitty hybrid isn’t even scientifically possible. They aren’t even close to being the same species. I feel betrayed. Completely and utterly betrayed.

There would have to be some sort of miracle for this Hello Kitty [amazon link=”B00N6QGYYG” title=”Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtle”] hybrid, like a miraculous nuclear accident, or a lucky toxic waste spill.

This vinyl figure stands five inches tall and ships with a tiny pair on nunchucks for slaughtering every human in its path.

And for $85, you can rest assured that this is some sort of collectors item. If not, you’re just completely getting screwed. Big time.

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