Could this be the reason Bill Clinton sought other methods of penal stimulation? The Hillary Nutcracker is the perfect nut busting gadget for the satirist in all of us. Hillary’s thighs of steel take the hardness out of hard nutshells.
Love her or hate her, this is one hell of a funny gadget. It can even be used in a bipartisan way, depending both on your views (left “Yeah, Hillary is awesome. She’s going to bust some balls”, or right “Hillary is a bitchy ball buster”) or even depending on the kind of nut you prefer. Available for $30. — Andrew Dobrow