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Now that you’ve brushed up on your Na’vi grammar skills, it’s time to try out your new moves on all of those fine Na’vi ladies. In all likelihood, success isn’t going to come overnight. The probability of scoring on your first few tries are astronomically low. But there is hope! Until you hone your skills, there’s always the Na’vi Fleshlight to keep you company.
Go where no manhood has gone before past the strangely alluring double clitoris of the Alien vagina. This mesmerizing pearlescent blue Alien begs to beam you up for a close encounter of the preferred kind. The exclusive Alien texture combines the feel of three of our most popular textures to create one out-of-this-world experience. Tantalizing sinews swirl together mimicking our famous Vortex canal before breaking through to a Lotus node that finally gives way to our most intense texture, the STU.
Oh yeaaaaah, Daddy loves him some hot Vortex canal. I swear, some people have the weirdest fetishes. But I guess that’s why they call it a fetish, huh? An Alien Fleshlight will set you back $75, but you can also indulge in the “Ultimate Alien Fantasy” which ships with one Alien Fleshlight, the new “This Ain’t Avatar” porn parody and two pairs of 3D glasses for $90. Check out the NSFW pics after the jump, if you dare.
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