It’s Not A Party Until Somebody Pops the Salad Bar

Now you can complete that dream picnic you’ve always wanted with your very own inflatable salad bar. Blow it up, throw some ice in it and you’re set to keep your veggies cold while you and your friends get wasted and stumble around on your lawn. It’s only $30 and doubles as a flotation device/sperm catcher.

You call it an inflatable salad bar. I call it an inflatable raft glued to a table.

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