Keeping Track of a Cell Phone, It’s Pipsqueaks All the Way Down

DisplayBlog has the CES scoop on a new gadget called PipSqueak (how long before the enjambed-and-capitalized style for compound words is enshrined in the Chicago Manual of Style?):

PipSqueak noti�fies you when�ever your phone is receiv�ing a call. The noti�fi�ca�tion can be adjusted to any of sev�eral lev�els, includ�ing �vibra�tion only� to �vibra�tion, light & sound�. Upon being noti�fied, you may sim�ply retrieve/answer your phone.

The tiny bluetooth clip fastens readily to briefcase strap, lapel, or earlobe. Its most useful feature: when it loses track of your phone, it begins to buzz�a great safeguard against losing your phone. The only trouble is, what keeps you from losing your PipSqueak? Clearly, we also need a PipPatch, an adhesive padwhich delivers a transdermal shock whenever it loses track of the PipSqueak; and a SqueakPip, which is implantable in your neck…